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Sam | 19 | VA Beach

Full of self-deprecating humor and lame puns

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talkgentlytome:

fishtwigz:

wiccanwarrior:

penguin-on-a-tractor:

Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch

look at him

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friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches… 

use your powers for good not evil kids

This marked me so much I’m so glad I’m not the only one who loved that part

dumbgay:

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

earthdad:
“these are just the facts
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earthdad:

these are just the facts

did-you-kno:
“Photographer Christian Vieler captures the full range of emotions that appear on dogs’ faces while they’re trying to catch a treat.
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did-you-kno:

Photographer Christian Vieler captures the full range of emotions that appear on dogs’ faces while they’re trying to catch a treat. 

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favecolor:

favecolor:

me when y’all send asks:

no pic bc y’all never send asks

rocketmermaid:

knitmeapony:

Welp, this is just about all I want in death.

Like, I want to be made into a beautiful glass thing.  I want to be something treasured for a long time and rarely talked about.  I want to live in the home of someone who loved me, and touched now and then in silent memory.

I want people to forget that I’m in there, I want the memory of what I am to pass out of the family’s knowledge.  I want to be given away, and put out in a thriftstore somewhere.  

I want someone to buy my ashes for $4.99 and put me in a window and love the colors.  I want to cast beautiful, fractious and curving sunlight across the wall, sparkling and glowing and shimmering, depending on the time of day.  I want someone to take a picture of me with the moon behind me, luminous and mysterious.

I want a witch to buy me and put me in her work room.  I want an artist to leave me on their worktable.  I want to inspire people and make them smile.  I want to be warm from sunlight or chilly from the cool air.  I want to be packed in newspaper carefully when they move.  I want to be given as a holiday or graduation present to someone’s kid, I want to be given as a housewarming gift as a reminder of home.

And god, then, hopefully some day, I want to roll off the table, I want that globe to crack.

And then I want to haunt the living shit out of the future.

Holy shit, the comment made this sixty times more awesome and now I want this to be done to me too.

chessys:

u know how the moon looks so good irl but looks terrible in every pic… me but without looking good irl

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babylonsagent:

He said “square up” in goosenese and the goose pulled up. He wasn’t ready!!

thefilmstage:
“R.I.P. Debbie Reynolds, who has passed away at the age of 84 – one day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.
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thefilmstage:

R.I.P. Debbie Reynolds, who has passed away at the age of 84 – one day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“ swagjustice:
“ pulitzerprincess:
“ looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
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#why blaze it when you can praise it  ”
2014 was a purer time
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

2014 was a purer time

weavemama:
“THIS IS WORSE THAN WATERGATE
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weavemama:

THIS IS WORSE THAN WATERGATE

PoTO: a summary

bartagnans:

The Phantom:

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Everyone else:

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