I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
Full of self-deprecating humor and lame puns
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
my love for this post reaches no limits
"all celebrities do something problematic sometimes!"
She framed Luka as a witch and helped burn her at the stake just because she was in love with Gakupo but Gakupo loved Luka
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
#I love how in the movies he’s like ‘yes. it hurts every time they come out’ ANGST ANGST ANGST #and in the cartoons he’s just like yolo i’m a fuckin mutant bitch this shit better make my life easier somehow #so he just uses his claws for everyday tasks #because what good are they if YOU DON’T USE THEM TO CUT SALAMI
I find this oddly soothing.
this is so hecking gross
First thing I thought of when I re-blogged it the first time.
no but imagine
Harry Potter as a tv show
sort of like Game of Thrones
where each season is a book
and each episode is a chapter
everything could be fleshed out
we would have everyone’s back story
and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material
No but i want this so bad its not a joke
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Sounds like parents ALWAYS face the same concerns thoughout the generations.
This is going to be our generation as adults
“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”
I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.
To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…
I totally bought that he was right.
I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.
THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J
if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again
I AM DONE
you dont deserve this power
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague