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batmanisagatewaydrug:

Guys

No

It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the fucking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

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ruinedchildhood:


at da club

ruinedchildhood:

at da club

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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mizzjade:

troublelovesmetroubleneedsme:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”
- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.

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mizzjade:

troublelovesmetroubleneedsme:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman

Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman

I wonder why we take from our women

Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women

And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies

That will hate the ladies, that make the babies

And since a man can’t make one

He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

So will the real men get up

I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”

- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.

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castiels-celestiel-dick:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

This.

tieltavern:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

THIS PROVES IT, BIRDS ARE NOT REAL

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

sixpenceee:

goramu:

when someone with a canon url uses a different character as iconimage

fifabrazil:

people are scared of shows like Hannibal and Ameican Horror Story but if you’ve seen courage the cowardly dog you’ve seen it all